eat your heart out. my first real love...

Jim Craig: I think they're trying to make a butler out of me.

Jessica Harrison: They're trying to make a lady out of me.

Jim Craig: Well, they won't have no luck.

Jessica Harrison: Thank you very much!

Jim Craig: Now hold on, I didn't mean...

Jessica Harrison: I don't suppose they'll have any luck making a gentleman out of you, either.

i want to eat a fancy grilled cheese.

no way, there's like $7 worth of jarlsberg on there!!

lisa lewis is a music goddess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhF3WQD8bhY
"I could sit for hours finding new ways to be awed each minute
Cuz' the daylight seems to want you just as much as I want you"

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a more fabulous line cannot be found for any situation...

I bet it's jUUicy!

On the FAT SIDE.

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