eat your heart out. my first real love...

Jim Craig: I think they're trying to make a butler out of me.

Jessica Harrison: They're trying to make a lady out of me.

Jim Craig: Well, they won't have no luck.

Jessica Harrison: Thank you very much!

Jim Craig: Now hold on, I didn't mean...

Jessica Harrison: I don't suppose they'll have any luck making a gentleman out of you, either.