staple line in the anderson home.

Is that my nephew? where have you been!?

Please bore someone else with your...questions.

This morning one of the bosses at the company I'm working at for a week came to my desk, slapped a 5 dollah dollah bill in my hand and said:

Him: I need a short latte with an extra shot and non-fat milk. Do you know where the Starbucks is?

Me: No,

Him: It's down the ramp. [takes off almost running down the hall]

me: [in my head] what ramp. WHAT RAMP?!
the ramp turned out to be across the street, over in fashion island. thank goodness girls are born with extra sensory powers on when a mall will meet their urgent needs.

I was reminded of this line from The Devil Wears Prada:


Miranda Priestly: Get me a table at that restaurant I liked that one time.

witty banter + pop culture explosion

It's all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with until we drop dead, is that too much to ask? -Lorelai Gilmore