before they were bourne & bennifer

you like apples?

huh?

i got her number. how d'you like dem apples?

i gotta see about a girl.

he stole my ** line.

zuzu's petals

i wish i had a million dollars. HOT DOG!

the best number

sometimes a girl just needs a little ryan adams.

if you take me back,

back to your place,

i'll try not to bother you, i promise.

cause it's cold in here,

and i wish it was hot,

the sink's broke it's leaking from the faucet.

and i'm fractured,

from before,

ooh and i wanna go home.

it takes two when it used to take one,

it takes two when it used to take only one.

well my money's no good,

when i'm up to no good.

no good ever comes from it, honest.

i've got a really good heart,

i just can't catch a break,

if i could i'd treat you like you wanted me to,

i promise.

but i'm factured,

from before,

ooh, and i wanna go home.

it takes two when it used to take one,

it takes two when it used to take only one,

it takes two, it takes two, it takes two.

it takes two when it used to take only one.

this is for anne.

"wait, what does that even mean??"

(ps i know this is rated R and quite possibly has the most AWKWARD kiss in all movie history on purpose but i love it.)

it ain't rocket science!

forever my friend, forever my love,

forever the woman that i'm thinkin of.

I just think if we keep our hearts together,

I just think if we build on this trust that we have for one another,

Maybe we could make this last a lifetime.

you make me depressed john mayer, but i'm glad you broke up with jessica

It's not a silly little moment,
It's not the storm before the calm.
This is the deep and dying breath of
This love that we've been working on.
My dear,
We're slow dancing in a burning room.
I was the one you always dreamed of,
You were the one I tried to draw.
How dare you say it's nothing to me?
Baby, you're the only light I ever saw.
I'll make the most of all the sadness,
You'll be a bitch because you can.
You try to hit me just to hurt me
So you leave me feeling dirty
Because you can't understand.
Don't you think we oughta know by now?
Don't you think we shoulda learned somehow?

not stung. not stinging. but sting.

its a big enough umbrella, but it's always me that ends up getting wet.


(might be one of my favorite lyrics ever to be quite honest)

like the lemonade

And yesterday I knew just what you wanted

When you came walkin up to me with him

So I told you that I was happy for you

And given the chance Id lie again

Just to see you smile, I'd do anything.

the first step to solving a problem...

i'm on this new diet: i eat nothing and when i feel like i'm going to faint, i eat a cube of cheese.