my hero

is life in bondage...better than death?

you and everybody else, pal.

NO one likes beets, dwight! you should grow something everyone DOES like. you should grow CANdy. i wish i had a piece of candy right now. not a beet.

finest moment @ leavitt insurance EVER

I'm just a girl who cain't say 'no' I'm in a terrible fix!

I always say 'Come on, let's go' just when I aughta say 'Nix.'

When a person tries to kiss a girl I know she aughta give his face a smack!

But as soon as someone kisses me I somehow sorta want to kiss him back!

I'm just a fool when lights are low I cain't be prissy an' quaint

I ain't the type that can faint. How can I be what I ain't?

I cain't say 'no!'
Whatcha gonna do when a feller gets flirty An' starts to talk purty Whatcha gonna do?

S'pposin' that he says That your lips are like cherrys,Or roses, or berries Whatcha gonna do?

S'pposin' that he says That yer sweeter than cream and he's gotta have cream or die?

Whatcha gonna do when he talks that way?Spit in his eye?

(i am not the only one who laughed really hard reading this and remembering that i wrote it lol)

the mutants at table 9

Robbie: You hit two cones back there. Those could have been people... they could have been guests at her wedding!
Sammy: [exasperated] They were cones!

warning: this will get stuck in your head

the cheese stands alone.

this is how it should be, right?

Warren: Rose Smith. We can't go on like this any longer. I've positively decided we're going to get married at the earliest opportunity. And I don't want to hear any arguments. That's final.
(points with one finger and says in stern voice)
I love you!

Father: I'd like to meet that boy someday.

everyone should watch this movie in their lifetime.

an arian from darian with braces on her brain!!

that word is bastard. spelled b-a-s-t-a-r-d. and it means your late father.

i just came from the most dreadful party where they were serving daquiries made with honey.

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!

bum bum dun dun dunnn dunnnnnnnnn

I won't run if I can't win.
You won't win if you don't run.

kinda cavalier, don't you think?

harrison: i didn't kill my wife!
tommy: i don't care!