eat your heart out. my first real love...

Jim Craig: I think they're trying to make a butler out of me.

Jessica Harrison: They're trying to make a lady out of me.

Jim Craig: Well, they won't have no luck.

Jessica Harrison: Thank you very much!

Jim Craig: Now hold on, I didn't mean...

Jessica Harrison: I don't suppose they'll have any luck making a gentleman out of you, either.

i want to eat a fancy grilled cheese.

no way, there's like $7 worth of jarlsberg on there!!

lisa lewis is a music goddess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhF3WQD8bhY
"I could sit for hours finding new ways to be awed each minute
Cuz' the daylight seems to want you just as much as I want you"

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a more fabulous line cannot be found for any situation...

I bet it's jUUicy!

On the FAT SIDE.

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staple line in the anderson home.

Is that my nephew? where have you been!?

Please bore someone else with your...questions.

This morning one of the bosses at the company I'm working at for a week came to my desk, slapped a 5 dollah dollah bill in my hand and said:

Him: I need a short latte with an extra shot and non-fat milk. Do you know where the Starbucks is?

Me: No,

Him: It's down the ramp. [takes off almost running down the hall]

me: [in my head] what ramp. WHAT RAMP?!
the ramp turned out to be across the street, over in fashion island. thank goodness girls are born with extra sensory powers on when a mall will meet their urgent needs.

I was reminded of this line from The Devil Wears Prada:


Miranda Priestly: Get me a table at that restaurant I liked that one time.

witty banter + pop culture explosion

It's all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with until we drop dead, is that too much to ask? -Lorelai Gilmore

i can't get over it, i'm posting it again

as boyfriends go, polly bleeker is totally boss. he is the cheese to my macaroni.

why has no one posted this yet? it actually makes my stomach flip.

Mr. Darcy: You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

quite possibly the best movie ever.

he just keeps getting more & more good looking...

Is that a trick question?

You're supposed to be the leading lady in your own life, for God's sake!

I have another scenario for you - I'm in love with you. I apologize for the blunt delivery, but as problematic as this fact may be, I'm in love... with YOU.

Iris, if you were a melody...I used only the good notes.

I have a cow and I sew. How's that for "hard to relate to'?"

He's an idiot. He let you go, this is not a hard one to figure out.

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ugh ihate this quote but its so used and i couldn't think of another from this movie...

i see dead people.

ok i lied this is my favorite shyamalan

Mr. Dury: What kind of person would be so arrogant as to presume the intention of another human being?

Anna Ran: She's not feeling feel (hand motions showing drunkeness), and she's wearing nothing but his shirt. Mr. Heep is a playa!

Cleveland Heep: I'll miss your faces. Oh, they reminded me of God.

Cleveland Heep: H-how was the movie?

Harry Farber: Sucked

Cleveland Heep: Oh... what a shame.

Harry Farber: Characters were walking around, saying their thoughts out loud. Who does that? And in a typical romance where the couple finally tell each other they love one another in the rain. Why does everyonelike to stand around and talk in the rain in movies?

Cleveland Heep: Um... well maybe it's a metaphor for purification; starting new.

Harry Farber: No, it's not!

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my fav of the shyamalan's

I had met a lot of people like you in my work, people who tell you a story, a fantastic story, and then say it can be true, and in all of these fantastic things, all they need is a credit card number.

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m. night week

it just felt wrong not to swing.

another fine john cusack movie

kid: i eat lucky charms.
john(nods head approvingly):i believe in a substantial breakfast.

true words NC, true words...

Young and with no clue. Still wanna love you. Give credit where it's due, I've got good taste.

It's not like I wanna get married. I never asked you to kiss me. Just don't want you to be sorry. You didn't try. :)

nothing like a little teenie-bopper music in the mornin!

why not take a crazy chance? why not do a crazy dance? if you live the moment, you will live alot, so why not? why not?

[Romantic Tension]

I may love Jonny Depp for this movie, until the day I die.

J.M. Barrie: [discussing Sylvia's reluctance to accept her illness] They can see it, you know. You can't go on just pretending.
Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: Just pretending? You brought pretending into this family, James. You showed us we can change things by simply believing them to be different.
J.M. Barrie: A lot of things, Sylvia. Not everything.
Sylvia Llewelyn Davies: But the things that matter. We've pretended for some time now that you're a part of this family, haven't we? You've come to mean so much to us all that now, it doesn't matter if it's true. And even if it isn't true, even if that can never be... I need to go on pretending... until the end... with you.

i've grown accustomed to her face...

Marry Freddy! What an infantile idea, what a heartless, wicked, brainless thing to do. She'll regret it. She'll regret it! It's doomed before they even take the vow.

Poor Eliza! How simply frightful! How humiliating! How *delightful*!

i would cry too.

Ivy Walker: When we are married, will you dance with me? I find dancing very agreeable. Why can you not say what is in your head?

Lucius Hunt: Why can you not stop saying what is in yours? Why must you lead, when I want to lead? If I want to dance I will ask you to dance. If I want to speak I will open my mouth and speak. Everyone is forever plaguing me to speak further. Why? What good is it to tell you you are in my every thought from the time I wake? What good can come from my saying that I sometimes cannot think clearly or do my work properly? What gain can rise of my telling you the only time I feel fear as others do is when I think of you in harm? That is why I am on this porch, Ivy Walker. I fear for your safety before all others. And yes, I will dance with you on our wedding night.